TFI Friday + MOTD can fuck off

Afternoon readers

A bit to write about today. No Blackburn review just now but I will get round to that later.

Completely out of the blue, Arsene Wenger revealed the signing of Squillaci, who by the way looks a mean old fucker, from Sevilla. Don't you just love how the media never found out about this one? Delightful. Arsene described our newest addition as a ''real defender'' Thank god for that, imagine we saw him play and he only turned out to be a fake defender, an imposter, a Titus Bramble. Perish the thought. By coincidence, on looking at the dot com, the unveiling of Sebastien Squillaci has taken place, and he takes over the number 18 from the living legend Mikael ''Fish head'' Silvestre.

Wenger also reveals he won't be participating in tomorrows game, so that brings us along nicely to Laurent Koscielny. Anfield is a difficult place to make a début in a new league, new country and what not. But tomorrow we shall certainly see an introduction of the vigour's of the Premier League for our second newest recruit.

Arsene Wenger has had a pop at the cloggers of Premier League football, teams like Blackburn, Stoke, Wolves and Birmingham. And I agree with him. Soon football will turn as brutal as rugby. How can thousands of fans appreciate what they bring to football. Remember the World Cup Final where Holland kicked lumps out of Spain, and how delighted the MoTD crew how beauty triumphed the beast.

This, by the way, is the same MoTD who congratulate the likes of Stoke for their win at all costs mentality. I have now decided to perform somewhat of a boycott, especially after hearing ''two banks of fours'' Hansen destroying Theo after having a blinder by scoring a hat trick. He can only beat what's infront of him, you over paid prick.

You know what, I have very high hopes of the season. I feel we're certainly due the title in England, and no matter what the media say other, Chelsea haven't run away with the title just yet. Someone needs to remind them they're not gonna have easy fixtures every week. In the Champions League, we have a reasonable chance and the football we play will suit that competition down to the ground. I hope we play Barcelona in the latter stages, really I do. We will be ready for them. We have strength right the way through the team. We have sufficient back up in defence now and all that's missing is a... attacking midfielder. What if Rosicky gets injured!? Then we're fucked! I of course am jesting. A goalkeeper is all we need. So, over to you Arsene!

Onto the Champions League draw, and a nice group I feel. The homecoming of Eduardo where he is destined to score, I know it, you know, we all know it. Just get over it. In all seriousness, at the Emirates we will destroy the 3 of them, and I believe we will win 2 of the 3 away games. The sticking point is the trip to Ukraine.  Every year the Champions League pulls out a terrific group, and Auxerre must be shitting themselves, or the Chairman rubbing his eyes in glee. (Not the musical tv programme.)

AC Milan
Real Madrid
Ajax
Auxerre

Ouch! But your in the Champions League to play the best, right? So why are Tottenham in there!? haha.

That's it for now folks. Hope you've enjoyed a light hearted look at todays events, apologies for the language!